Say
you are in Las Vegas and you decide to hop into a taxi on the Strip
with some friends and go to a topless bar. You pay your cab fare, you
(being good guys) tip the taxi driver. Then you and your friends all
shell out the $20 cover each to get into the topless bar and the
waitress tells you right off there is a two drink minimum. And, hey,
you haven't even seen a dancer yet. So, who is the big winner here? The
taxi driver, of course! That cover charge just begins to help the club
pay for your cab with the profits on your two drink minimum likely
covering the rest.
What, you seem to think you paid for the cab? Ha. Your money was
nothing. In addition to getting paid and tipped by you,the topless bar
is probably paying the driver up to $70 a head for each person
delivered to their door. Three friends in a cab means $210 for the
driver. Ever wonder why in Vegas your taxi driver always has an
opinion about what topless club you should go to? How can this sort of
kickback be legal? Well, in a brief shining moment of integrity back in
2005 the Assembly passed a bill to outlaw this rip off practice. Of
course, it was a mistake. That vote I mean. The Governor vetoed the
bill to stop the provision. Yesterday the Assembly upheld the
Governor's veto 42-0. And, showing a profile of courage, that's right,
even the original sponsor of the ban, Majority Leader John Oceguera has
changed his mind. According to the Review-Journal:
"Oceguera said he introduced the amendment at the request of
businesses who did not want to pay cabbies for bringing customers to
their doors. Oceguera said the businesses felt the tips were a form of
extortion or kickbacks."
The
reason businesses felt this way, of course, is that the practice is a
form of extortion and kickbacks. One strip club owner who refuses to
pay a customer bounty tells me that when people try to take a cab to
his club they are routinely told the strippers there are ugly or that
the place is closed. This sort of steering is not allowed even without
the ban, but probably does still happen frequently. Why else do you
think topless bar owners, not the most generous crowd most days, pay
such huge "tips"? Besides the customers have already paid for the cab,
and tipped the driver.
Why would Oceguera now see things so different? Well, let's think
about the demographics. The customers in taxis going to strip clubs are
mostly going to be tourists voting elsewhere whereas the cab drivers
mostly live here. The Review-Journal notes: "Assembly Majority Leader
Oceguera...said legislatures did not intend to harm cab drivers." Of
course, not. As for the tourists who are being ripped off this
way....Clearly, no one elected here cares about you on this issue. But
I have a suggestion for tourists that I have made before on the Buffet.
Ask your taxi driver to take you to any spot right next to the topless
bar of your choice, say, a 7-11 or a strip mall. It is usually a nice
night in Vegas; we have great weather. Tell the driver you want to walk
the final 20 feet with your friends to that topless bar and enjoy the
moment.
Or maybe, if the taxi driver were kind enough to pay the ENTIRE
fare for you and your friends then you might let the driver take you to
do the front door. Seriously, don't let the cab drivers make you a
sucker in Vegas. That cuts directly into your budget for fun. Why stand
for being subtly fleeced in a town you come to in order to waste money
so directly on strippers and gambling? As the great philosophers the
Beastie Boys once pronounced: "You've got to fight for your right to
party."






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